Fantasy Twelve: The Elvis

Fantasy Twelve: The Elvis

As happens with age, you've been having some teeth problems.  It was cheaper just to pull a few of them out than to repair and save them.  As your luck would have it in this series, you get dry socket in one and an abscess in the other. It is quite painful and so the oral surgeon writes you another script for Opioid pain relief medication.  Within days, the opioids have really taken effect on your nervous system and you realize you haven't shit in about a week.  "No big deal", you think. Days pass. Another week.  It becomes chronic.  

You are too stupid and stubborn to see a doctor.  Your bowel starts to distend. A week later...nausea arrives. A week later...vomiting and abdominal pain. Finally, one day, a month later, you have explosive diarrhea.  You feel a sense of mental relief.  What you don't realize is that's actually a bad sign of your fecal impaction.  You die on the commode on a Friday. After straining for a while, you pass out. You die soon after due to a perforation of your bowel that wasn't addressed.

Well, at least the autopsy report will finally prove you were full of shit.

A Song:

A Quote:  We remember the people who show up in our darkest hours. (Hoey)

A Recipe: protein. healthy carbs. healthy fats.

Ingredients

Healthy, whole crackers (Mary's crackers are great)

provolone cheese sliced thin and cut into 9 pieces

turkey peppperoni

Instructions

Assemble 9 crackers with a piece of cheese and a 'roni each.