Fantasy Fourteen: Grain Engulfment/Asphyxiation

Fantasy Fourteen: Grain Engulfment/Asphyxiation

I dunno why the fuck you were at this farm with these old rusty silos. You're an idiot? Trying to screw cows? I don't care. The tale starts here.

Here comes you.  You enter silo one with no idea that physics is about to do you in. Upon entering, you see there remains piles of corn arranged almost like stairs. The look of the corn and the musty smell seem to indicate this store has been long forgotten. You decide to climb. (again, idiot)

Before you can say, "yee haw" (like you get from the crowd when you lie every time at Texas Roadhouse that it's your birthday for attention), the grains begin to move and suck you in. It doesn't take more than seconds to entrap you with just arms and head poking out.  You are pinned and cannot move.

Lucky for you, some teens happen upon this spot; they like to practice taggin' on the inside. They hear your screams, see the problem from below and quickly find a rope.  They climb to the top via the outside and get that rope around you.  Unfortunately for you, they don't really know the physics of silo accidents and grain entrapment.  The grain will create friction that resists force when they heave ho.  It will take about 900 lbs of force to get you out, in fact, and their pulling causes you spinal injury.  You realize you can't feel your legs nor use them to push or climb in assistance. "I think you broke my spine!", you groan. They freak and run off to call 911. The hurried and harried climb down the exterior ladder wakes the pile once more. It starts to shift, again.  Within minutes you are completely engulfed and asphyxiate.

A Song:  

A Quote:  You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. (Churchill)

A Recipe: protein. healthy carbs. healthy fats.

Ingredients

3 medjool dates

blue cheese or gorganzola cheese crumbles

prosciutto cut into strips

Instructions

slice in half, and pit, dates

stuff each one with 1 tsp to 1 TBSP of cheese (your liking)

wrap like a mummy with strip of proscutto