Fantasy Fifteen: Politics

Fantasy Fifteen: Politics

You lean way left. Some would say bordering on socialism. You are also an asshole. Thus, one day while visiting NYC, you come upon a young, white teen wearing a MAGA hat on the train you are both riding. You give him shit. No, you are not threatening or anything. You just try to use big words and condescending tone and some I-am-smarter-than-you rhetoric to intimidate this young boy.  You are merely "educating" him that this hat is now a symbol of hate blah blah blah. Others move their seat to be further away from you. You do not notice. You're schooling.

He eventually throws the hat at you and escapes your nonsense by fleeing the train at the next stop. You feel victorious. Pick up the hat. Dust it off. And, place it on your own head, brim facing back.

You turn your back to the doors and are about to say something witty to your perceived, appreciative audience when a male enters the train. "Aw. no way, man!", he puffs, "fucking assholes are ruining this country.  I can't take this shit no more."

He pops a cap in your ass - ironically making America a little greater.

A Song:

A Quote: Grow through what you go through.

 A Recipe: protein. healthy carbs. healthy fat

Ingredients

whole wheat small pita

2 TBSP greek cream cheese

blueberries

cooking spray of choice (coconut oil, olive oil)

Instructions:

separate top/bottom of pita
spread cream cheese on each inner half of pita

sprinkle blueberries on one half

assemble other half of pita on top, like a sandwich

grill on stove pushing a bit with spatula when berries are getting warm, be sure to grill each side

cut into fourths