Fantasy Seventeen: Bake Sale
Fantasy Seventeen: Bake Sale
It came to pass that a regional conference/festival of women came to be. Women from three states came for empowerment, support, advice, fun and networking. They engaged in keynote speeches, break out sessions, all manner of crafting and hobby try outs, movie watching, book clubs, self defense classes and so on. One recurring event was a speak your truth circle. It was here that 7 different women, from 3 different states and 7 different places of employment came to realize their truth had something more in common - Valdemort (the name of man pig which is never to be spoken).
It somehow made it all worse to meet others...to know his oook was this far reaching, for this long and never ending with no real punishment or remorse. He would just move on and do it again. rinse. repeat.
At the bar that evening, the ladies met up and made a pact. It would stop with and by them. A plan was hatched and over the next year bake sales were held again and again across 3 states and 7 institutions to "help put a stop to workplace sexual harassment and bullying".
Bake. Sell. Deposit. Repeat.
Who knew how easy it was to secure a mafia- esque hit?
It happened at a movie theater, through a silencer, the back of your chair, your back, your heart and your popcorn. A smal baggie of chocolate chip, peanut butter and oatmeal raisin cookies was left on your lap.
Roll credits.
A Song:
A Quote: "I am not angry or happy or sad to see you. I could not give a shit. You don't even ripple." (Flynn)
A Recipe: protein. healthy carbs. healthy fat.
Ingredients
cottage cheese
salsa of choice
Instructions
mix together
enjoy

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