Fantasy Nine: The Avengers - specifically Hulk

Fantasy Nine: The Avengers - specifically Hulk

So sometimes it's fun to be dark but so obviously lost in far fetched fantasy you feel better about this negative mojo you keep conjuring.  For personal reasons, I choose death by the Avengers - specifically Hulk.

It appears sensitive David Banner has stayed David a long while this time. He has gotten to meet many women and witness everything from mansplaining to ass grabbing - like it's just Tuesday.

Having defeated Thanos and lost beloved leaders, the remaining Avengers are at a loss as to best help America.  David is becoming more and more angry at the misogyny all around him. He's one of the good ones....which is many men, btw.

At any rate, they have a meeting and throw out real world problems to consider as new missions. David throws out misogyny.  He receives mostly eyeball rolls. "This has to come from within. The women have to fight this and stand up. We can't "fight" this, David. They, and other men, have to fight this. You would do more good as David to fight this than Hulk."

This angers David and we don't like him when he's angry. Too late.  ~~~~GREEN~~~~

Hulk emerges, breaks some shit including the picturesque, front window and Hulk leaps outta sight in 3 seconds flat.  He winds up in a small New England city.  Mr Man-Pig happens to be giving a young woman jogging in the park a "hard time". 

Hulk SMASH.  The end.

A Song:

A Quote:  Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use. (Ruth Gordon)

A Recipe:  protein. healthy carbs. healthy fats

Ingredients

chocolate protein powder

low fat or full fat milk

instant chocolate pudding (sugar free if you use)

Instructions

follow box instructions

add one scoop of chocolate protein powder

stir well and divide evenly between popsicle molds

freeze