Fantasy Seven: Psycho Uber Experience

Fantasy Seven:  Psycho Uber Experience

I was really torn on this one. I couldn't decide if you pick up Uber-ing as a side hustle while you are out "on leave" or you take an Uber and meet your demise from a psycho fake Uber-er.

Decisions. Decisions.  I guess the side hustle works better.

So yeah.... There you are the newest Uber driverpreneur putting around in your 2012 blue Toyota Corolla. The customer had texted you three times prior to pick up even though you arrived on time. Oh boy. Strike one. They came with lots of bags and took 5 minutes to load in. Strike two. You don't notice their race, gender or physical features as you fuss with your phone app that you still haven't mastered weeks into this. But, you DO notice all the things that further peeve you: eating chips in your backseat, asking you to change the radio or shut it off, their sudden change of destination address. Your limited social skills, professionalism and politeness have already been noted on multiple reviews. You are about to lose it.

Your body and your car were found under an overpass the next day. 

A song:

A Quote: The best way out is always through. (Frost)

A Recipe: protein. healthy carbs. healthy fats.

Ingredients

12 - 24 almonds

2 TBSP dried low sugar cranberries

2 TBSP (or 16) dark chocolate chips

Instructions

Mix all ingredients together. Eat while walking in nature.