Fantasy Sixteen: Not Saying "No" to Drugs

Fantasy Sixteen: Not Saying "No" to Drugs

You have been smoking weed for decades. Turns out this whole time you have been attempting to self-medicate a serious mental health issue rather than seek treatment.

But I digress.

You found a local dealer you trusted about 5 years ago and he has hooked you up weekly ever since. He knows your tastes and that you don't fancy the newer skunky dank  avail. He nicknamed you "Disco" since your tastes are stuck in the 70's. Imagine your dismay when you see his mug in the local paper that Sunday - the most recent victim of gang violence. 

Shit.  You are almost out. And, even ON weed you are the biggest dick so I can't even imagine what you, au natural, would be like. That weekend, you head out to downtown on the hunt for a new herbalist and a dub.  You score.

Later, covered in Dorito crumbs and watching Scandal....

You don't know your lips are turning blue, your face pale or your pupils are pinpoints.
Your blood pressure drops; you get dizzy...and limp.
Your euphoria is replaced with fainting.
You barf a little.
Coma. 

Thanks, El Chapo.

A Song:

A Quote: Life is tough, my darling. But so are you. (Henry)

A Recipe: protein. healthy carbs. healthy fats.

Ingredients

instant vanilla pudding (sugar free or otherwise)

vanilla yogurt of choice

whipped topping of choice (try Tru Whip)

grapes, strawberries

Instructions

mix all ingredients except fruit together (easier to mix yogurt with pudding first then add the whip)

chill

dip fruit