Fantasy One: You Drown

Fantasy One: You Drown 

Suddenly having "time off" for having violated Title IX policies at work, you decide to dip into your savings and see this as a mini vaca - after all, you haven't done anything wrong, feel no remorse and this will all be settled by your union in a NY minute. Well, that's what you think anyway.

So, you dig out the passport and off you go to Canada. You decide on one of those Falls sightseeing trips. Unfortunately for you, the combination of  choppy water and the tall, overweight woman with ample bosom standing behind you, pushing the extra long camera lens up against your backside attempting to get a better view and protecting said camera from mist. propels you overboard. 

Screaming.

Four people immediate start filming. One throws a flotation device your way.

You bob up and down about 6 ft from the boat.  You can't reach the flotation device thrown to you and are surprised at how strong the current is. Then just like that, you are gone.  Under. You drown.

The Buffalo (side) PD finds your body.

Oh Canada!

A Song: 

An Inspirational Quote:    Speak your mind. Even if your voice shakes.

A Recipe:

protein. healthy carbs. healthy fat.

Ingredients

Whole Wheat Bread of Choice

Peanut Butter 1 TBSP (good quality organic, preferred)

Red Grapes (5 to 6)

Instructions

Toast the bread.

Spread nut butter.

Halve the grapes and place them on top.

Repeat as needed.